His reality distortion field is collapsing.

“We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return.”

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

Best comment ever was “It used to work like this but person at client demanded it work like that on this date” when the client complained it shouldn’t work like that.

Because the world is seen and directed by layers upon layers of abstractions that get divorced from reality but do give monetary benefits when manipulated in some way.

USA: we don’t have a left. Democrats are at best center.