New vet says its unknown how often she’ll deal with animals.

100%

Or dog food

Not yet.

Pond water

Cats don’t buy the food.

I read Clash with The Police and thought oh shit did I time travel again?

Foreign spy bad?

Its funny to say you discovered 180,000 of something big that wanders around slowly in the open.

Is citric acid free? How much before you could have bought a tumble dryer?

So the earth can be dark and smokey, until the satelite shade corp goes babkrupt, then we all fry. Sounds fun.

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

“guys” now means “all yall”

Provide links to the sources.

So its always been trash?

Brand new sentance

Snub??

Sprinkles on a seven layer treason cake

Thirst. Juicy titties.