Also pro tip: don’t touch your gf all over when she just got home and greets you while cutting peppers, because she screamed so loud in agony when I touched her clit. It was truly horrible and I still feel shit about it, even though we broke up years ago for other reasons.

Last Monday I had surgery. There was a narrowing in my urethra, so they took out that part of my urertha. I have to walk around with a catheter for 4 fucking weeks. Every night I sleep next to a beautiful woman and although she does her best not to make me horny, she makes me fucking horny. So every night I wake up with a hard on, as I cannot get relief, so I get hard whenever I sleep, and having a hard one with a catheter fucking hurts like hell. So every night I’m wearing a diaper because when I get hard the wond tears open a bit and blood comes out next to the catheter. And the thought of having another 3 weeks of this makes it even worse. Especially when she’s looking at me with those “I love you and want to jump you” eyes. But the only women jumping me are my 3 young cats who do not care about jumping on your bladder or balls. My balls are dark blue / purple by the way. My cats are looking at me right now, with their smuck faces, saying “should have given us more food and sooner, hooman”.

That’s not strange, it’s often that a media team is controlling a president’s social media in case he isn’t capable of posting himself. That’s why some posts seem like they are written by a toddler and some have a more formal and a bit less uneducated formulation, which seem to be weird for someone with a toddler brain.

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.

If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.

But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.

Yeah, the nazis tried that too. But it wasn’t efficient enough. Same with bullets, they needed them for their wars. But eventually they came up with a final solution which was highly efficient.

And so far, Israel is doing exactly what nazi Germany did. First the ghettos and taking away rights, bordering them off from the test of society. Then came the starvation, then the “replacement” while at the same time committing increasingly worse crimes against humanity like torture, rape and random executions, then the ethnic cleansing of certain areas, which eventually expanded to everywhere, where people were moved to encampments we all know as concentration camps, but eventually they needed to kill them and eventually as efficient as possible.

Nazi Germany = Israel

This is one of the many warcrimes they commit, yes.

Regular apartheid wasn’t enough. When will they construct the gas chambers?

Lb-ft of torque? Wtf is wrong with people. How much Lod-Ell is that? Or Buddam-Girah?

Just tell me how much bananas per dishwasher if simple metric is too difficult.

Yeah my bad. I only know it because a friend of mine has his bday that day and he always says it’s the same bday as Hitler and Napoleon. I assumed he was right, I also just found out it was Napi III.

Napoleon III was born 20-04-1808

There were more than one Napoleons.

Napoleon III, a descendant of Napoléon Bonaparte (Napoleon I), became France’s first President in 1848. After his four years term, he seized power through a Coup d’état in 1851 and became the country’s Emperor.

Birthday: april-20 1808

Birthplace: Ajaccio, France

Death Year: 1873

Age at death: 65 years old

Hitler’s bday is also same as Napoleon’s.

Fair point

Hitler never drank, and Trump can’t drink because it would kill his only braincell. But he is also known to never, or rarely, drink alcohol.

Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.

Wheel designed to roll, researches say.

So, so much, I don’t know where to start.

Oh that’s strange, I compare him to Hitler. Except Hitler didn’t sexually abuse children.

The only big difference between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is that Hitler didn’t sexually abuse children.

Comparisons:

• never drinks alcohol
• tariff war which is worst for themselves
• oil shortages by bad planning
• declaring wars
• stealing Nobel peace prize (was Goebbles, but whatever)
• fucking up the economy
• started a world war
• is senile AF
• blames minorities for everything
• wants to get rid of minorities by any means necessary
• doesn’t care about rules or laws, human rights or war crimes
• wants to build megalomaniac buildings
• only recognizes self appointed judges
• builds a close circle of radicalized idiots around him who can’t say no to him
• empoweres criminal enterprises, surrounds himself with and protects criminals, steals from the poor, creates a regime enriching itself illegally

Should I continue?

Great. Get lost. So when you attack Greenland or Canada, article 5 can be used against the US instead of it being an internal dispute within NATO.

My point is that NATO countries came to aid as required by NATO article 5 after the attacks on the US on 9/11, which has been the only time NATO article 5 was used. While Trump claims NATO countries never helped the US.

What is your point exactly?

So far you’ve come with loads of text proving my point, what are you trying to achieve here?

Did your military brain forget that Wikipedia is not a primary or even a secondary source, but they cite those?

Are you aware anyone can edit Wikipedia? I used to work in Intel, you don’t have to tell me how sources work. I can tell you Wikipedia is forbidden to be used in Intel.

Here’s an article on Wikipedia and it’s flaws.