Ah finally some uplifting news. It might not be found on Earth but I’ll take it.

Fossil Fuels, sure. Those are also a finite resource we cannot rely on forever.

You’re a squid, Harry.

Let’s get you to Squidworts.

A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

The voice of experience.

How old am I?

1980s Trump: let’s train the Mujahadeen. What could possibly go wrong?!

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

In a cruel twist, Iraq must remain Iraq.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

Pervert scientists. Tsk.

The kitchen is the sex room.

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

Yeah so the boat company made money the supply companies. The city and government of San Francisco. Everyone was on the take.

Shame on you!

According to reports Trump told her in the limo “It’s time.”

I like to think then as a tear slid down her cheek he reached forward and grabbed her by the pussy giving it a little honk honk as the limo pulled up to the Supreme Court.

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

Trump has died … of laughter over these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.

I don’t know how to say this: kim bassinger? Base-in-ger, bass-in-ger?