But, USA is winning at soccer right now, wooooo! 🥖🤡

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Let’s elect a businessman, the one type of guy who can never be bought!

Credit. Unions.

Loses consciousness and shits pants? Could it be? No? Awwwwwwwww, fuck.

Yep. I use all of these, and it would be utter bullshit to lose access over poorly thought out lawmaking.

Dum-da-dum-dum-dum!

These are for keeping your 200 page film script together as you shove it through the crack of the rapidly rolling-up window of a hollywood producers car.

It’s your first time at the range? Ok here’s a Mossberg 590 nightstick and some 3" magnum slugs, have fun!