Oh nooooo don’t stick my horny ass in a room with a bun co not other horny people 🙇‍♀️ doooooont

Fuck, I didn’t know I needed this but I’m ready to sign up!

You’re not my daddy, you can’t tell me what to do

Yeah, machinists don’t judge when you start talking about being real into cnc

I blame my lifelong oral fixation paired with my violent need for love.

I might be the outlier here but I’m 8 years on hrt, prog and E, and have not had any surgeries. I have zero issue with erectile function.

My only change of note to my erectile function is sometimes, maybe 50% of the time I get hard but the second stimulation stops, I mean literally, count to 10 and I’m flaccid like I just climbed out of a cold pool. 30 -120 seconds of rubbing later and I’m hard as a rock again.

He said a lot of uh… memorable stuff😮‍💨

“I liked you better when you wanted to kill yourself” Abusive ex to me

A poem my brother wrote

Nothing changes, and it changes all at once. Nothing moves, nothing exists. Nothing is important, so we should learn nothing, we should study nothing, get close to nothing, be kind to nothing. We must come to understand nothing so well that we could maybe even see nothing in ourselves. Because nothing matters, nothing is important, and I think that’s something.

Hi bamo!

Sappho - Fragment 147 - bits of a text that was mostly destroyed by time, the remaining words gave us this

Standardize not holding women to ambiguous and hazy hierarchical standards like “class” 🙄

Standardize letting women just be people and minding your damn business. Like wtf is this answer?

I was expecting like the metric system, or the number of continents but no… I’m going to go outside and rip ass so hard today, just for you buddy. 👍

Yeah It was struck by lightning and burned down. They rebuilt it a few years later with a doofier Jesus.

There was a whole debate amongst the locals ala “is it right to rebuild it?” “Was this a message from god?”, some people were mad they rebuilt it, everyone hated the new design, then everyone moved on.

People over the age of like 30 still call him touchdown Jesus. It’s not the same anymore but it’s what immediately came to mind when I read the prompt.

Idk if it classifies as a monument, but I present touchdown Jesus from southern Ohio.

Talking to yourself

Kid was walking through the high on attention with a big ol sign to advertise for an untrained, highly aggresive, indescriminatly brutal paramilitary force acting out of their jurisdiction and kidnapping people off of the streets mostly without even documenting where they take them. Kid knows damn well what he supports and wants everyone to know it.

There is a time for civil debate and there’s a time for punchin’

I think carrying a sign in support of ice should count as punchin’ worthy.

How about mixing and mastering on tape? 👀

I hate working in the box