WolfmanEightySix

My partner and I can’t even remember why he bombed Iran. Anyone able to remind us?

It’s not, we’ve just had that many “once in a lifetime” crises and are that broken.

I was going to ask if anyone thought he’d tip.

I thought she was judging him for not having mustard.

Sorry, I didn’t say…Coco was a boy. I think they named him that, after Coco Chanel, then found out he was a boy.

Steven is named after Steven Morrisey, but we call him Steven cause we don’t really like some stuff Morrisey said. He’s my best boy and yes, he gets loads of attention, he deserves it.

Time is a great heeler. We had a cat pass in October last year. My partner blamed herself. He was a huge character, and it is still very raw, but it does …you get used to it. I’ve ordered a painting of him from a friend, that’s going to be a bitter sweet day. I think I might cry, again.

Coco, who passed, on the left, Steve on the right. Steve obviously misses his best mate.

Well, every days ground hog day.

Suits ya.

Was the Wireless Festival a bit shit, or something?

He has a fucked up mind. The only thing he gets is getting his own way.

Why are HOAs dictating what home owners can and can’t grow?

Yea, cause they’re doing so well so far.

Why did you want to migrate?

Hope things are going well.

Safe spaces for me, but not for thee.

It sounds like USAians expect everyone else to solve their problem.

It’s just considered manners, here anyway.

In Canada it’s considered rude to think you’ll be offered a drink at someone’s house. As a Brit, that’s quite strange.

Or my family are weird. Who knows.

Also cruel to monkeys or something.

That sounds even worse than Coca Cola.

Might not even call it. One way or another, I get the impression he doesn’t give a shit.