Reading is a skill. If you enjoy it, just start slow. Personally I do audiobooks but I’m in the cat a lot for work. A lot of my job has me doing something I can listen to them and work at the same time.

Yeah, no. That green fucker never even had a chance to pull his trigger. Han capped him in the coldest of blood then sauntered out with less bothers than Winnie-the-Pooh with a tummy full of hunny.

The problem is they can not learn.

Scrolling past too quickly, I was taken aback by the giant hand shaped pillow.

I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

“Friend”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

(Name still pending) I’m playing a lightfoot Halfling Battlesmith Artificer. My original thought would be to act as the ship’s engineer and keep people’s gear upgraded. I don’t know if she’ll be on the front line, soaking up chaos like a sponge but I do plan for her to help out however needed.

She does have a steel defender. I still don’t know what that will look like. Either some sort of aerial drone shaped like a jellyfish (I’m picturing the tendrils beign able to move independently and would help with attack or defense or just repairing items) or a large bulldog that she can ride around on.

Background: there’s no mystery or trauma. My character left home because she wanted to go out and see the universe. She comes from a pretty big family (so she’s always going to be running into a cousin in some random place)

But yeah, she’s living life, eating snacks, and doing what she likes the most.