I blame children’s books the use of very is very very extensive.

MAGA was a hostile takeover but the tea party wasn’t the grass roots effort it was portrayed as.

A hostile takeover backed by all the right wing media. The tea party was working but grass roots. The established Republicans might have regretted it but nothing about the tea party was organic except the absolute nutters that got elected.

I feel like fighting for a foreign military should probably end your citizenship not enhance it.

When I was in Italy I felt like lieutenant Aldo Rains. Italy was the only place I actually struggled because English was far less common, and when I was in France for a day I had a near fluent linguist with me. I can speak a little German but never had to.

Ohh I know

My two year old likes big trucks, it hurts my soul to act excited when we see one.

Best response I’ve seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

Guy 1 looks like a rapist guy 2 some how has a more punchable face.