“Hippidus, hoppidus…”

Dee Bradley Baker’s voice: “It’s not gonna dismantle clankers by itself!”

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

This is a safe place to rest.

Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.

HOAs are criminally oppressive, born from the desire to prevent colored families from moving into white neighborhoods, and should be outlawed.

What blows me away is that this tweet was written in 2017.

“You’re the first person to beat it.”

“Yeah, I know, I saw all those skeletons.”

Go out of business Bought out

“Oh shit, there’s an Aldi up here too.”

That one Robot Chicken skit:

Onlookers as Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen enter a building

“I’m so excited!”

“Why?”

“Because… they’re ‘legal.’”

“Dude, you’re 35.”

Maybe US territories all over the world.

Coca-Cola recently issued a 750ml bottle in Japan, where it had always been either 500ml or 1.5l.

Ran out of bottles using freedom units, had to use rest-of-the-world units instead. Thanks, Trump.

Anytime a show or movie shows a sword fight where someone also gets punched in the face is just good choriography.

TIL the Kia Soul looks like a Federation Shuttlecraft.

She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.

What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.

It’s not over ‘till it’s over. But when it’s over, it’s over.

Pictures taken moments from disaster.

When the problem is bills.

I am ashamed to be a member of a race that cannot have a floor 13 in a building in some countries, or a floor 4 (or floor with the number 4) in others just because of an outdated superstition.

But this somehow feels even dumber.