Exactly seven times, every time, or else I might get a disease or become mortally injured in a freak accident.

Kamala Harris Backdoors The Supreme Court for ‘Slamming Racism’

Doing something for the good of people I don’t even know? Sounds dangerously close to socialism! /s

As someone who works in public education, I 💯% agree, but do want to add that it’s not the students, parents, teachers, or admins who want that.

Every standardized test we do (and there are a lot of them) is an exhausting and stressful operation that feels more like a distraction from school, rather than an assessment of its efficacy.

The school boards are the policy makers; and at least around here, they’re all gunning for local political offices next, if they’re not already one-foot-on-the-platform.

But gas prices are… Not down?

You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

The future is bleak for the youth, they’re doing what they can to get through it but the pickings are slim.

So tired of being beholden to the assinine whims of this flippant man-child.

Ooh, he’s definitely not gonna like that one.

Epidemiologist, or just good at Plague Inc?

They take one look at me, and they’re stark raving mad.

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

There go my dreams of opening a combination burger joint / gas station in the red light district

Same experience here. They were treated like a joke, but I never had a bad experience on Spirit. Out of the handful of times I flew with another airline, I had a couple bad experiences (and paid more for it). Fewer options is rarely a good thing so it’s weird to see so many people celebrating.

Lot of capital to be extracted by issuing tickets, not so much by revoking licenses

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes do a kick-ass cover of City of New Orleans.

They’re gonna want something in exchange for UBI. Maybe we all have to give blood for their anti-aging research, or sleep in beds that harvest our body heat. Something.

Fortunately they came correct, and every aspect of every input is insanely adjustable.

Thanks, I hate it