Can’t help but notice that you have Doc Oc in there twice but you don’t have Dr Ruth even once…

“Hey, you know what’s a good distraction from the Epstein files? Let’s just throw the dirtiest mf under the bus when it starts becoming inevitable, the rest of the world will forget all about us having anything to do with it!!!”

Who, exactly, is shocked by these numbers? Even Tucker Carlson is flipping.

You know you’ve fucked up as a republican when even Tucker won’t back you anymore. I mean, that dude is the lowest of lowlifes and even he is like yo man this is too far…

^jealous because no friends or pets

^as said by somebody who never had to replace the motor on their washer, or the burned on their range, or the belt on their dryer, or the elements in the water heater…

The reason they always worked forever was because your dad bought replacement parts from the appliance repair store and didn’t complain to you about it.

This is literally one of the top 3 good things about YouTube

Yo dawg we are winning so hard bro I hope we keep winning and win harder!!!