Christian Hawkins

in a decade: It was a horrible war, but the memes were always top notch

Germany would not be “more equipped”. If a warehouse is in full blaze, the firefighters priorities are to protect neighboring buildings.

Where were your tears when your government bombed a theater with a hundred kids seeking shelter? I have no good words for these people.

“You’ll find out in 3 months” is peak comedy.

This is what a man holding the cards looks like.

Programming a projectile as it leaves the barrel. Fuckin’ A+