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If I go to bed later than normal, my cat will yell at me and nibble at my ankles until I get into bed.

I lost the game.

And here I was mad that I could only find Android Auto head units when the radio in my 15 year old car died.

This sounds like a nightmare.

I once had to follow someone to church camp in high school. It was 100+ miles away, and she started doing 90 on the highway in her BMW. Meanwhile in my rickety KIA Spectra, I could barely do 65. She lost us, and I had to have someone else I was giving a ride to call her to get the address.

She got pulled over and ticketed, and still made it there before me.

My brother-in-law’s mom was “Big Deborah” last year for Halloween. She’s pretty obese, and dressed up with the Little Debbie dress, and carried around a basket with Little Debbie snacks that she gave out to kids. 😂

They were gone in MINUTES.

I’m disappointed that he’s ineligible to run for President. We need a genuine socialist to run in 2028, and no more lame duck democrats that just tow the party line and do nothing but stand still and maintain the status quo for the entirety of their term…

I lived in McKinney when this happened. It’s never not funny. 🤣

I’d wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I’d be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻

I am infinitely grateful to my past self that I purchased an on-sale 64GB RAM upgrade for my Framework 13 in 2024 before prices skyrocketed. It was $119, and checking back right now… Holy crap the same thing is $1,079 now. 🫪

I remember a math teacher I had in high school. There was this one girl at the front of the class that would not get off her RAZR flip phone and it was buzzing constantly while she was texting people.

He warned her that if she didn’t put it away, he’d toss it out the window, and she could find it after school let out. She flipped him off and started texting again.

He took it and tossed it out the open window (on the first floor), into the grass. Then 20 minutes later it started raining. 😂