doodahjones

I was born in 1952.
To me, people born after 2000 are true, real “aliens”

How are the skeeters?

The Fae: Fuck! They’re catching on!

Cognitive Therapist: so you need to work on these exercises…
Patient with ADHD: don’t you get it? If I could do those exercises I wouldn’t fuckin’ need you! Tabernac!

In August 2027 it will be 50 years since Elvis died.

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
LaGrange - ZZ Top

My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.

Absolutely will sign this - the dude’s become infected.

This all started when the Republicans so blatantly profited from Bobby Kennedy’s murder.
The strangest thing of all is that there are **no conspiracy theories ** about this assassination.

I was in the US between April 14 and June 5, 1968 - and the excitement was unreal. RFK was a shoo-in for President. If you weren’t there, you didn’t feel it and have no idea.

• Sally in the garden
  Sifting cinders,
  Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.
  The bursting of her bloomers
  Broke sixteen winders,
  And the cheeks of her ass went “Clap! Clap! Clap!”

(Kurt Vonnegut, from “Jailbird”)

Your doctor (with all due respect) may not think to consider that something in your environment has pushed your body and immune system into “Chronic Inflammation.” It has very weird effects.