nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes

I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”

but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”

I think it was a Reddit scraper years ago that taught me that I should probably lie more often on the internet about my work, friends, family details, etc.

Just like, little lies that don’t really matter in the comment, but would misdirect an AI or investigator into things that aren’t true.

It’s just so much woooooork to think about this shit. And to come up with different screen names everywhere? And to like, sub to a city I don’t live in and comment there about shit I know nothing about? Exhausting.

Thankfully my brothers and three uncles are here to support me. And my alligator.

Alcohol

iirc it’s a confirmed, 100% proven carcinogen and is a poison with zero net benefits.

An no fan service/no upskirt/cleavage shots.

And no racist depictions.