Interesting, did not know it was a bank holiday. (Schools and such are still open.)

I feel like OP is on edge waiting for someone to question them on this assertion so they have an airtight excuse to engage in horny posting “for science”

For as much as the US acts like a Christian theocracy, somehow Easter is just a regular weekend for us.

Obligatory “who remembers the children’s book, Dogzilla (and Kat Kong)?”

The spaces around the slashes prompted me to read your comment like surreal poetry:

is email

emails like fish

fishes or grass

grasses?

Lemmy? Celebrating a “vibe coder”? On April 1?

I’m curious what about this is “mildly” infuriating to OP?

*Jimmies rustled (not “Jimmy’s”)