I could never articulate it this well, but this also applies to me. Except I don’t usually title my entries. The few I have are:
Oh, and “Dear Ben”. It’s things I’ve had the urge to share with my brother since he died back in 2020. Couldn’t go back and read that one for a long time, but I can now (for the most part). Like you said, helps demonstrate to myself how much I’ve grown.
Anyways, thanks for sharing.
I’m actually a little surprised at the reactions in this thread. When I read this, I was thinking of my husband and friends I could casually drop these lines on, and it’s something we’d all laugh about. I guess I just wasn’t thinking of someone using any of these lines sincerely or maliciously, and idk I didnt get the vibe that OP is just a straight cunt that hates men. But I could be totally wrong.
At any rate, somewhere in the thread below, u/wonderingwanderer created an alternate woman ragebait list, and that shit was hilarious as well. My personal favorite was “Act your weight”.
As a 5’1" lady who almost always has to look up to look someone in the eye, the height ones are the only ones I’m considering using. Cause 99% of the time, it’d just be an absurd thing for someone of my stature to throw at someone else. But it’s of course all in good fun. I wouldn’t say it to a dude who might be sensitive about his height - even if he is taller than me.
Totally different sentiment, but I’ve been looking for an opportunity to open an email with, “I hope this email finds you before I do”.
Pls dont forget Jesus
I was hanging out with a lady friend after work the other night (I am also a lady), and her husband straight up called her 8 times. My husband called me 0 times. Cause I told him where I’d be and with who, and he trusted me… she was completely floored that my husband didn’t even call me once. I was floored that her husband called her at all.
Without trust, there is no love -Moulin Rouge (and probably a quote from something else)
Folks said that about my pitt mix when she was a puppy, but she’s full size at 44 lbs.
Here she is next to her 15 lb brother.
Damn, that really sucks. But good on you for not letting her off the hook. As a woman, I feel like people often overlook the fact that going easy on a shitty person just because they’re a woman is also a form of sexism, and it happens way too often.
Best of luck to you and your kiddo.
I can get behind virtually everything in that list, but pls explain the political influence in having sex