$400k bonus per employee? Forgive me for not shedding a tear in solidarity with them.

He’s gonna be presenting to the emergency room soon, regardless

Put that in a bush. A sparrow couple is gonna have a nest fit for royalty.

Lies, those mushrooms tear away the Veil cast on humanity and let us see the Fae among us.

One spreads diseases, the other destroys my garden. Both are getting the boot.

Because they don’t live under them.

You can do the same in a solar furnace, without the losses of electric power generation.

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER

Why miss out on 80% of the sun’s energy with PV when you can use a death ray of concentrated sunlight? India gets way more sun than it wants.

Even elephants benefit from having older bull elephants around to teach and temper them. Just as his neighbour can’t teach him how to do makeup, his mom can’t teach him how to fix a truck. Both are very unlikely to have the proper experiences for it.

If we stop using words because someone, at some point in time, misused them and attached negative connotations to them, then by 2100 the english language will be censored in its entirety.

Reforest the oceans, shrubs and grasses are good enough for land.

Trees are coral. Dead wood/dead limestone, wrapped over with living tissue.

“Lady of the manor” if you really want to take the piss

I never thought that it could immediately be cancelled. Gonna use it from now!

Joke’s on you, we never undiscovered the handcart. Or horse carts. Or ox carts. Or four-wheeled carts used by hawkers. Or four-wheeled carts with a motorcycle embedded in it. Or a bicycle-drawn cart. Or a bicycle-pushed cart. Or a cart some insane dude frankensteined together with a diesel generator to make the buggy of doom.

“OUR BREADS ARE FORGED, NOT BAKED!” Sounds neat. But yeah, tandoor is just a forge that wanted to try being an oven.

Yep! 500 degrees celsius. Can melt zinc. Tandoor sounds the same as “keep your body tf away from this thing” in many northern Indian languages. Charcoal-fired, cooks with infrared heat.

Makes anything cooked in it juicy and tender.

Will probably cook your hand if you left it in for more than half a second.

Most everything in a rustic eatery that’s not a gravy is cooked in a tandoor. Flat breads like naan, vegetables, kebabs, etc.

My pleasure!

PS: make sure it’s from a place that has a tandoor. That’s how it gets that melt-in-your-mouth texture and smoky taste, with a charred surface.

It’s textured soy with a very meaty texture and is prepared with identical spices. When done correctly, it is better than chicken.