2026: https://www.state.gov/releases/office-of-the-spokesperson/2026/08/designation-of-autistici-inventati-as-a-specially-designated-global-terrorist

Billionitis

Then you tell people about it on IRC and become known as “the dead mouse guy”.

But the maximum nickname length on the IRC server is limited, so you settle for “deadmau5” as your nick.

More accurate title: “Norwegian crown prince’s stepson […]”