Just what we need. Soldiers with the flu. What a dumb fuck

TF you on? This was peak

Except when it’s fraud.

Yeah, best not assume anything and miss it

We should make a resposter account on shitter that posts all EFF mastodon posts. Append the phrase “Resposted from mastodon, please post responses here: [mastodon link]”

I love your optimism. Let us pray

Well things are all going great. Can’t imagine anything breaking. Can’t imagine electrical grids getting overwhelmed from infrastructure neglect and a surge in demand or fossil fuels becoming scarce or their flows being interrupted. When was the last time any of that stuff happened?

They have their ego invested in the idea. They can’t defend it logically, but everyone knows they are a good person, so their conclusion is it’s stupid because if it’s not stupid then they are less than a good person…

So, they’ll prolly die of congestive heart failure 20 years earlier, meaning… 80 years of meat consumption minus 20 years of life = 120 years of lifetime consumption at a 2x meat consumption rate… If both you and they’d eaten an omnivore diet and lived to 80 that’d be 160 years of cumulative consumption so we’re still ahead.

I hope their principals make up for their significantly reduced quality of life

Bet some government industrial jobs are about to open up due to this :)

'bout o say… What tf did I just order?

Nothing?! Waves at impending existential threats to humanity and the psychopaths running things

Can’t say I’m shocked.

It’s almost as if all those opinion pieces saying everyone would leave were pieces of shit on a rag

I’ve always felt we need to make conspicuous consumption uncool.

It was a wretched thing watching SUVs become the cool thing to have, and fast fashion is an ecological travesty. Most folks aren’t into my cool bicycle and thrifted threads tho

I was excited to see electric cars gaining cool points for a bit, but Elon rubbed his musk all over it and seriously killed the vibe

Pretty sure to install Adobe you have to give admin permissions

Wow, a bad take. Lets rebroadcast it so folks who never watch the video will be conditioned to accept the bad take

Gotta post more than just the bad take

Reminds me of /nomoreElonSPAM or whatever that literally just posts Elon SPAM

Don’t you dare reward this shit stain with the idea his buffoonery is some biblically significant thing

He’ll be barely remembered as a grave mistake that severely kneecapped the US and killed millions in the process

Accurate

The real Americans have been against all these atrocities all along. We’ve been quite vocal, just not getting much coverage cause we, ya know, don’t appeal to our corporate overlords

Common problem across the globe, really

Any suggestions on how to fix it? Kinda annoying that friends and neighbors see us as being like the weird racist uncles that think Jews are trying to replace us with Mexicans or some shit.

We just want to not massacre civilians and not torch the constitution

War crime laws exist for reasons and we’d like to conform to them.

Ain’t nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think