Anyone with more than sawdust between their ears knew he was going to do this. It’s his modus operandi: cause chaos and watch the markets plummet - then buy cheap and reverse course. Markets recover, and he (and his cronies) profit!

Poor Texans. They keep electing climate-change-denying GOP goons because… God, guns, and gays.

I guess they’re in the FO part of FAFO now.

Tragic. /s