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And that man’s name? Albert Einstein (maybe)

It says so right here in the Trumpstitution and the Trumplaration of Trumpdependence you libtard, get a brain u morans

There must be some wild reward system at The Daily Beast for saying that <whatever> “melted down” or “humiliated”. They say these same things in so many headlines.

Of course it was him. But since he has poisoned the entire discussion of the thing with claims about razors that “made” algae grow that has been promoted to actual, normal discussion, it doesn’t even remotely matter to his people that he was the one who fucked it up, be cause it’s impossible for him to do anything wrong. He has very strongly and powerfully flooded the zone with shit, and 30% of everybody in this country is performatively bragging about how much of that shit they can fit into their mouths. They can barely speak to each other their mouths are so full of shit.

Yeah, this is just gonna be an event to state that something has become inevitable and that nothing can be done except to destroy [something] to save [whatever]. It will all be horseshit but it will ratchet the Horseshit Window over to always be open toward grimmer and dumber horseshit.

Be not afraid! Ahahahahahahaha!

It’s got what cars crave

I will continue to globally not use Office 365 again for another year. Easy.

Congress won’t act. The court will strategically hem/haw a path through allowing one specific advantage and not allowing another specific disadvantage. Need to think of something else.

His job is just to have a haircut that makes it seem sensible to do whatever it is that they want to do.

They are going to keep reconsidering it until they don’t have to reconsider it anymore.

There will be some other way that they try to snake this in there. We just don’t see it yet. I feel like these decisions mean very little to these people other than that they are annoyed by the ways they are perceived. Once it’s nut-cutting time and they pull some kind of actual, meaningful sweep serious bullshit, it’ll just be a matter of time before they demand to resolve some emergency that they deliberately created in order to resolve the emergency. And then it sticks and what we have now is gone.

mrcranky.com was a pretty good early message board that is utterly gone now. I’ve barely even thought about it for like 20 years, but it was fun while it lasted.

He’s posting right now that he’s going to have the oil companies investigated because his brain has somehow retained a portion of a message he heard that fuel prices are up and climbing. So naturally he acts first and thinks never to say that gas prices must come down, completely ignoring that all of this stupid bullshit is entirely his own fault.

I am convinced that I somehow got the highest score possible on the downhill skateboarding thing in California Games. I was going to take a picture of it to send to GamePro or EGM, but we didn’t have any film.

I think the thing that irks me more than anything else about Windows is that it always refers to itself as “us”. I hate it.

I don’t think they care/know much about pussy shit like planning. I think the only goal was to put that $18M into his slob friend’s hands and then just say it was Obama’s fault. The name of the company that did this is named Greenwater Services. This is all so stupid and wasteful and benefits nobody other than one of his thralls wiggling his eyebrows up and down.

Winning!

– Loser

Idiot. One does not simply stare into the Golden Fright Wig, lest he wishes those frights to wig him out! Beware!

[2s later] kidding, kidding, haha