reparæi [he/they]

All mushrooms are edible at least once.

trains can be on time?

Kind of like how my mum’s favourite curse is motherfucker?

The grass is always greener on the othe- wai what…?

lemmy.ml also uses Anubis!

I think the joke is the hydraulic press could have compressed them into a standard cube if the weird packing method wasn’t used.

Meggasota

I’m too used to expecting racism T_T

One banana, 10 grapes, 5 of those red ones, 2 kiwis and an apple.

Uh probably so that reading left to right corresponds to the respective questioner and responder in the background.

That too PRIVATE insurance companies only…

Joke is that Narendra Modi is a chameleon, his skin colour is very flexible and can go from dark brown to pale peach depending on where campaigning is necessary.