Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can we talk about real issues please?

What bathroom does Caitlyn Jenner use?

I’m sure Trump’s spiritual advisor, Kid Rock, will talk him out of this once he’s briefed into the classified plans.

Anything by Elvis Costello. Can’t stand that wanker’s music. Like 2 out of 5 for any of his songs would be horribly overrated to me.

Leave Florida if you can. Especially if you have or are expecting children. Moving isn’t always possible, but if you live in Florida know that your state is actively trying to hurt you.