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I had a guy like this once, except he was cool as fuck and smoked people up if they stayed and played Mario Kart. So, that’s how I learned how to play Mario Kart lol

Judas:

Except that it doesn’t work at all

Technically, all TVs have more pixels than your eyes do

You see, when two people love each other very much, behind the Denny’s dumpster…

“Enh, $20? Might be fun for a few hours.”

Van Gogh stans in shambles

Milk the gooch

Power Word: Brown Note

I’ve been thinking about putting out a Craigslist ad