Phone? No. But the CEO’s yacht is.

Poor kids.
(In my native language KOSA sounds like “goat”)

Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!

Somalia representatives: Eh? We came to talk about piracy, not about customers’ rights!

So Kansas really believes in 300 billion? They believe that Trump will give anyone money? I suggest to rename Kansas in Dumbass when they get tired of being called Iran.

Depends on the software part. If there will be freedom of compiling\installing arbitrary software then yes. I’m sure in this case it would be full of very interesting things in no time. But if it would be “fenced” like META does with their VR headsets, then those glasses would be almost useless.

People do not hate glasses. All that hatred exists only in small hysteria bubble. Put a $100 price on them and in a few days half of people would use them.

Hates? No. Not even near. Just cannot afford.

Who is Snap?

… 15 bunkers and a dozen NATO generals.
Konashenkov (not sure about name, I haven’t heard about him lately) isn’t here but Konashenkov-style reports are still in produce.

Yes, only already reach should have an ability to use capital. Peons should be stripped of even theoretical possibility to get any capital-tier sum. Only gas and bread money.

No, it is not. It is a normal state of things from now on.

Nice. Can I use your printer?

Why should we be interested though? It is a pile of untested code that doesn’t do anything useful even if it works.

“Donkey piss” classics!

Trump: Your dealmaker abilities are laughable. You can’t predict even a half-step forward. But I can. Look: I sign peace with Iran and ditch Israel who made things complicated a few times recently. That ditching with pay itself in a year max!

Kids, be sure to never vote for anyone who let this happen.

Almost anything has comments. Even the shops with potatoes and socks.

YouTube is… social? I thought it was just a pile of videos.

Yes, they will.