god I love flork

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

I’ve been singing this to the tune of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Have I been singing it correctly?

What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED

Give @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world the $10,000!

now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

what a handsome devil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole