conscientious objection

In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You’ll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking

glory to the Turkish master race

shouldn’t it be head -c 16 /dev/random | wall

I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.

From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called “pink certificate” which makes you exempt from military service.

But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for any country

My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc

I got a new surface pro 9 last year to run Linux on it

works great

I uploaded my memes to an alt account on my immich server and indexed them with a 400mb ML model

It works suprisingly well

Hell, it works better than google photos for both normal pics and memes

I had an Object Oriented Programing exam today

School computers which always worked fine, decided to not work for some reason. I changed my seat 5 times until I found one which actually connected to Ethernet.

And even then, due to the professor’s shitty server it took me 15 minutes to log in. It is a residential IP from a shitty internet provider, meaning the server probably resides in his house.

Moodle’s exam timer starts after you login so it wasn’t that much of a problem, but still frustrating as hell.

beans are back! beans are back on lemmy!

post beans!!!

Breaking News: Fork found in kitchen

Today at approximately 1:27 PM one of our reporters stumbled upon a fork in the kitchen.

Upon closer investigation, the fork was found to contain remains of plant based structures.

It is still unclear as to why this fork was in the kitchen, but according to the experts this is groundbreaking progress in fork research.

Next up: Scientists at CERN say it is possible for water to wet things.

yooo “someone from blahaj zone” yorumunu az önce okudum fediverse cidden küçük bir yer

luv this place <3

Hope we get to see r/turkaaa move here. Turkish Reddit has truly became a lot more fascist in the last few years

yoo we still call it fil (elephant) in Turkey

coool