I am a tradesman with a lot of technical skills with some specialized skills in short supply (at least in the US) with a little less than a decade of experience. My partner is a skilled social worker with more than a decade of experience.
We cannot afford a golden visa in any country.
We are at least 3rd generation Americans, and do not have the right to claim citizenship in any other country without going through the immigration and naturalization process there.
Neither of us is very good at picking up a new language (lord how I’ve tried)
Where could we realistically look to go?


Most languages have zero resources for comprehensible input.
Really? No one is making vids in simple norwegian and throwing them up on YT for the ad revenue?
How big is potential audience?
All non-norwegian speakers
No, it’s rather non Norwegian speakers who plan to migrate into Norway. It’s not that many
Children’s television programming geared towards young children (e.g., Bluey, Peppa Pig, etc.) can fill this gap, and are widely used as comprehensible input content by adult language learners.