Drink Water Rivera: Very refreshing take on nomenclature but quite bland 8/20.
Macaroni 85, Spaghetti 88, and Sincerely Yours 98 Pascual: As if someone stopped them from naming their kid after pasta because the username is already taken. 66.67/10 because they didn’t commit all the way.
Covid Bryant: Not quite Black Mamba, not quite the Black Death but still 8/10 or 24/30.
Abcde Aeiou: Very educational A+/10
Captain Philip Ines: Not quite the super soldier 19/40.
Oh boy… These are real people.
Just in case anyone hadn’t heard this one before: Abcde is pronounced “Absidy”, which is more of a real name.
I’m a huge fan of your scoring system!
The site links a real source for each name but the commentaries on each one read like ai generated so i was skeptical.