You’re gonna get your ear poked.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.
lick
Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…
Aural.
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
I got a lust for life
Shin shi shin shi?
Once you go black… You go deaf.
But are those stories of glory?
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Yep. Of days of yore
Never get them mixed up
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
I’ve seen this kink before.
i was hoping for this
That’s called saying hello to an old person
Earbuds
Earpuds
ftfy
You could do that at the glory hole. You’d hear something for sure.
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
It’s the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
It’s a hand-crank speaker with a button!
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in a few seconds and don’t have to keep turning.
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
What?
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
I didn’t quite catch that
I have family members that respond to texts with “what?” and it’s maddening.
What about the post was unclear to you?
It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “
storyglory hole”
