We watched the ceremony in a restaurant after the game. Trump tried to stand with the team for the jumping celebration photo. It was a half creepy lurker, half senile old man moment. Then the FIFA asshole dragged him away. So the caption is accurate.
someone snuck in this little gem into that article
Holy fuck, let’s see how long it stays up
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2026/jul/19/spain-v-argentina-world-cup-2026-final-live-updates?page=with%3Ablock-6a5d539e8f0826309aef6ac0#block-6a5d539e8f0826309aef6ac0
Edit: for when they change it: https://web.archive.org/web/20260720001221/https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2026/jul/19/spain-v-argentina-world-cup-2026-final-live-updates?page=with%3Ablock-6a5d539e8f0826309aef6ac0#block-6a5d539e8f0826309aef6ac0
Fucking lol. Still up.
Still up
Still up
You missed this one 🤣 thank you Guardian I had a good laugh

I mean they are better than Trump’s ONE TIE™️ and 4" heels.
Doing the People’s work, not all heroes wear capes, a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man, etc…
The guardian link is down for me lol
Lmao, seems to have been taken down now, thank you for the archive link
Still up for me on the original site.
Thank you for the correction, I just didnt know how to navigate the weird timeline format :)
Senile Gramps out on a stroll. Better call the nureing home
No that’s good. I thought it was one of those optical illusions from the mall kiosk
We watched the ceremony in a restaurant after the game. Trump tried to stand with the team for the jumping celebration photo. It was a half creepy lurker, half senile old man moment. Then the FIFA asshole dragged him away. So the caption is accurate.
Here’s hoping that the next time we see Trump getting a golden shower is when the pee tapes are released