It’s merely a modest proposal
You eat small edgy dolls
Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.
It’s for Homeopatic cancer prevention.
Cancer accumulation.
You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers
Tumourmaxxing
Charlie XCX
you can only eat subaru pickups
From the brats that I know I think it’s monster energy and takeout/spicy chips
Yeah nah the brat diet doesn’t entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.
Beer Radish and Tab
Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.
It is the WURST.
- beer
- red bull
- aspirin
- tacos
IDK what they eat but they drink Prime
Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.
I mean… I had rum and french fries for dinner 3 times last week
Boiled RATs only
Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.




