Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
thank you!
I almost started jorkin it on the train again. the other guys on the train have started moving away from me when I get on since we’ve been jorkin our penits so much lately because of all the, well you know, pornography on Lemmy recently.
My penits can’t take much more before god makes it fall off.
Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good
engage in manual labor
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I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.
Well then there’s no pleasing you
Write fanfiction.
Suffer in silence.
Like the rest of us is.
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!
That’s fucking rough. Can’t they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
Go out for a 10 km run
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I’ll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
cry?
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
