That really sucks, but when you said “pepperoni stabbed into the top bun” I can only picture a slice of the cold meat slapped onto the top of a burger with a skewer holding it.
Like, does the wooden skewer represent the tree he hit and the slice of pepperoni represents the meat pancake his drunk ass turned in to? That’s pretty fucked up.
That really sucks, but when you said “pepperoni stabbed into the top bun” I can only picture a slice of the cold meat slapped onto the top of a burger with a skewer holding it.
Like, does the wooden skewer represent the tree he hit and the slice of pepperoni represents the meat pancake his drunk ass turned in to? That’s pretty fucked up.
Peperoncini, not pepperoni.
Pepperoncini, not pepperoni. It’s a pickled pepper, they usually come in glass jars