The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can’t “close” their butthole.
So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on.
You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren’t full of poop stains.
The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can’t “close” their butthole.
So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on.
You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren’t full of poop stains.
While birds might have no mechanism of not shitting at will, they can however, very well shit at will, and very targeted.