Big pole…
Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
Pleasure Killer
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
They killed Kenny! Those bastards!
Pleasure Killer
fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).
Your mom’s gag
Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
Monster Stick
They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.
it’s very important that we not damage paul newman
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
Danny DeVito would say, “Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector” (since Fun Tool doesn’t sound as silly)
Love punch










