Oh, how I would enjoy the discussion that would follow. And oh, how they would not.
Seems to me the obvious solution is to unplug your headphones. Put the stuggles-with-consent-like-the-rest-of-them fame seeker (how pious) on the defensive and force the airline to make a decision.
I will start spouting old Cult of Nugget talking points from my DayZ RP server days in response.
“Behold, for we embark on this trip in the Nugget’s crispy glow. Ye, this vessel is blessed for it is very much like a fry basket, and we are all made in the image of the holy basket. If we fail to reach our destination fear not friends, for we will joint our fellow morsals on the eternal counter of complete orders. All hail the holy Nugget, all glory to the deep fryer which embraces us in it’s eternal warmth. Please open your menu’s to the brunch section, and let us pray. Oh holy Nugget, I owe you everything. For I was hungry and you gave me a fluffy breaded exterior. My fingies were dry and you gave me oil. My nostrils bored and you gave them aromas. My brain big sad and you gave me an endorphin hit. In Nugget’s name we pray. Hooray.”
When’s the Satanic Temple getting in on this?
“Having a religion is much like having a penis. It’s all well and good to have one, and one can even be proud of it. However, when you whip it out in public and bandy it about to my face, we will have problems.”
- Dame Maggie Smith
Off topic but I love how Dame hasn’t been watered down like Sir. Cuz like lots of people who aren’t knighted get called Sir.
Normalize calling women “madame”!
I’d expect they would react negatively like being called “Ma’am” (old). Adding the “d” might make you sound impudent.
It depends on how you say it. I haven’t gotten any bad reactions yet. One lady was surprised and delighted to be addressed with dignity for a change.
It depends more on who you say it to not how you say it.
seen the fuckin crazies do this on busses and trains too. it’s annoying as fuck
That’s why I prefer traveling by car. Public transport in theory is ice, but in practice it is ruined by obnoxious people.
i just make sure to always carry headphones with me xD
but yeah i used to have a car and i miss it. was nice, being able to get places more directly with less hassle. and just blaring music with the windows down lol
sky martial could chain her in the bathroom. out of an abundance of caution
Fuck that. I’d be the first one to shout “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” if someone started preaching on my flight. Stupid arrogant motherfuckers think they can do whatever they want.
I think I’d rather have this than the flight attendants shoving credit card applications in my face
Could one carefully and quietly piss down the back of their (the preacher’s) leg while they’re doing this?
Another normal day in the Federal Republic of Dumbfuckistan…
First line “there is now an epidemic of” An Epidemic!? Really? An epidemic. Like so many it’s a problem?
I fly a lot, and my whole team for work flies a lot. Never heard of this once.
Also - better than what Islam does.
Everyone knows that an epidemic is defined by a single person’s anecdotal experience
Everyone knows that an epidemic is defined by a single person’s anecdotal experience
Alright, I was on your side until that last bit. Not because the joke’s not PC, it’s just hat on a hat.
Waiting for you to tell me I am wrong.
I never said you were wrong, I said it wasn’t funny. Get a grip
Wasn’t trying to be funny.
He’s not even trying. Why am I talking to this maroon?
Kindred spirits? Horny?
Now that’s funny
What does Islam do?
A stereotype in the west is the occurrence that some Muslim members commit “Terrorist” acts. That are ideologically driven against those not in their faith. Sometimes unfairly called Terrorist attacks, sometimes unfairly described as something else.
One of those stereotypes being terrorism on planes circa early 2000s.
Islam isn’t any better or worse than other religious doctrine - bad people use it as justification for evil shit just like they would with Christianity or any other belief system. Good people also use it to do good, though that’s entirely debatable depending on the context. I.e. a Christian charity drive in a rural area where the only people benefitting from said charity will be Christian.
Religion bad.
Edit: I am not the OC
Big sus there my favorite mortal Kombat character.
Sky Daddy, I’m up here so close to you! Can you hear me? SSKKKYY DDAADDDY?!
I say lean into it. Praise Jesus so loudly and obnoxiously that the preacher themselves asks you to tone it down a notch.
I would so loudly be telling them to shut the fuck up.
So many people would, even if they’re Christian.
This article is low grade fake bait.
Yes this reads like the cherry picking shit right wing media does. Something happens once and it’s reported as an epidemic.
Or there are 30 people that do something and all the sudden there is a HUGE group that needs to be paid attention too.
Or where 40,000 people cross the US think XYZ is no a meaningful part of the population that has to be addressed.
