Great news everybody, you can all rest once again. The great beanie mystery of 2026 has been fully solved. One was in the pocket of my other coat at work, the other one, well as I got home it hit me ( no not the actual beanie, the memory of its whereabouts ) It was on the undercover washing line where it had been for a few days, I had walked past it often. I never stated that I was a smart person.