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minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoJokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology. “They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!”
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWaddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guyas don’t use the three seashell system for liftoff?
minus-squareRolivers@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHaha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoUhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.
minus-squaredjsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agothat’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network
minus-squareWhelks_chance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoUsing what? (Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)
minus-squareKingOfTheCouch@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoBah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs. There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoJust frisbee those things in random directions until one works.
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoActually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high
Jokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology.
“They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!”
Waddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guyas don’t use the three seashell system for liftoff?
Haha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.
Uhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.
that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network
You can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?
Using what?
(Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)
Bah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs.
There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.
Just frisbee those things in random directions until one works.
I’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.
Actually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high