Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated
Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation
“Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!”
Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
And if that’s the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.
*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
If they’re running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they’re mad empiricists.
Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here…
Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.
Happy cake day!
Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!
When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as “giving Robocop a blowie.” I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
Mmm the taste of some salty science
Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?
Close enough
Runescape on the nub got me prepared
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That’s what a friend told me anyway
Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking
… can produce gushes
Nice try, still not vaping
If the robot dick gets me high still then I’m in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System
Im so good at it 😌
With the quality of teledildonics these days, I’m already there… W’s in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
