I’m thinking things like “Same-sung” For Samsung, because all their products look kinda generic and boring, or Ford standing for “Fix Or Repair Daily” because of the engineering and build quality, or “McDiabetes”, for obvious reasons.
Found On Road Dead
Just Empty Every Pocket
Fix It Again Tony
Drips Oil Dirt & Grime Everwhere (or everyday)
Fehler In Allen Teilen (failure in all parts).
Ford: Fix It Again Tony
That’s Fiyat Dale
I prefer “Find Immediate Alternative Transportation”
And wanted to add “Acutely Unreliable Despite Investment”
I prefer “Find Immediate Alternative Transportation”
I haven’t heard that one before! That’s good!
Ive heard Fix Or Repair Daily
McDoogles and Brogger Krog for mcds and burger king. Not sure why…
Food court near me named Choices gets called “Chances”.
Pontiac stands for Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac.
When I grew up it wasn’t neanderthal 🫤
Luis vattion but pronounced like a dude you met in New York.
Chanel like Channel
Annie’s for ana crombe and finch
"BD"H&M
Gucci but pronounced the same as Buc-ees
I just really hate those brands lol. I heard a homeless man cussing them out to himself while fishing talking about burning one down. I have more respect for him then those brands, so yeah fuck em
I still call it reddit. It is already the name of a joke of a corporation.
Home cheapo (home depot) Hazzard fraught (hobo freight) Clown fair (town fair) Found on road dead (Ford) Bonus: what do u call a f150 with a dual exhaust? A wheelbarrow with heated grips. Fix it again tony (fiat) Just empty every pocket (jeep) Hanafartz (hannafords)
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lame Engineering Techniques (Chevrolet)
Warmart
Delta
Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive
-or-
Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport
Microslop, microcrap, goo-gle
Whole Foods -> Whole Paycheck
Walmart is its own insult.
I’ve never understood this. Whole Foods consistently costs less than competitors in my area.
That is a nightmare, sorry to hear
Ford = Found On Road Dead
Dodge (n.) - To avoid
Dear Old Dad’s Garage Experiment is what we used to call Dodge back in the day.
I’d tell you what Pontiac stood for, if it was still the 1970s. It hasn’t been politically correct since then.
Mopar: Nopower
And, Fix It Again, Tony.
I mean microslop is pretty dang good
I usually call them Microshaft
Less good but also M$
Micro$lop
I bet they wish people had stuck with “Micro$oft”
He already named his company after his dick
Always remember that Microsoft literally means small and limp.
It’s Microslop now
So, I guess, the same? LOL
Cock-a-Cola
Pisspi
Dr. Pecker
Shitzza Hut
Little Weiners
Mountain DooDoo
Ball-Mart
Worst Buy
Shams Club
Panda Sex Press
Sub-standard Way
Pizza Slut for Pizza Hut
Comcrap Slaveway Krueger Home Despot
