In this economy?

Chamomile tea is known to help, but you would have to have some on hand, which I’m assuming you don’t. Soooo…

This wasn’t very helpful, was it?

Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

Would that go for art too? Like, if you claim that art is subjective, then is it hypocritical to state that something isn’t art?

Getting smashed, it would seem.

I have two hands.

It’s also a reference to the film Deliverance, where the hillbillies get a little…frisky.

Film is worth a watch. Don’t plan anything for the rest of your day though.

Well you see, there are two types of OSHA violations. One type is just a company trying to be cheap and cut corners, creating potentially hazardous conditions for their workers. I’m not in favor of that type. The other type is just people being bored and trying to liven things up a little and really, what’s wrong with that?

Yall need to learn about boundaries. 🙄

Was it that little fucker Trey? Kid deserves a couple broken legs after what he left on my porch last week.

Reject humangity

PS: CONSUME

OP after it wears off:

x=-1,000,000

But a footlong get paid.

Needs more cigarettes.

“POLICE! DON’T MOVE!”

This is 100% about penises.

As someone who used to work in retail, if I’m ever caught saying “guess it’s free then,” I sincerely hope everyone in the store immediately stops what they’re doing to form an orderly line to take turns slapping the piss out of me.

Ah shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔