CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoToday is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoBack in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoSo that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agocronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.