Note: this is fake, but still funny.
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As one does.
Sounds like a solid hang tbh
It’s not just fake, some version are AI generated. Here are other versions from search engines:
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Can I pet the goats?
“THEY’RE SERVICE GOATS! YOU CANT ASK ME ABOUT THEM!”
Florida woman: not bad kid
If this were we rate dogs she gets 11/10, the doggers get a 14/10.
…did you just call her a bitch?
Since this a woman I did not call her a bitch.
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Container laws vary wildly, but I would guess the animals could be considered disorderly conduct.
How? They’re being herded. It’s very orderly.
That’s true, it is not legally required where I live, but it is still customary.
Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason. So when you buy 1 drink from a gas station or a liquor store, the brown paper bag is required.
But as the other person said, it does technically cover the label, so it could be anything
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason.
Think of the children.™ probably.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
It’s fake, op said so in the comments
Dammit… be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.
Not a baby lifestyle if you ask me.
I’d frame it
I didn’t know we could get Margaritas in a jug
Jugaritas siñorita
I had two shipments of soylent replaced because they were both stale and well, the replacements were also stale… so now I have four shipments, ~70kg, of useless powder just stacked around my room. -_-
Okay, but what does this have to do with margarita drunk texan women herding goats through Shitmart?
But is it the green type?
no, it was the spicy cardboard type. NOT PEOPLE. SHUTUP. IT’S NOT. NO. >:(
I sorta wish it was, though.
Maybe it wouldn’t have been as spicy or cardboardy then. :(
Does she have a sister?
Fun fact: In medieval Spain, because of the constant wars between Christian and Muslim kingdoms a lot of land count not have been used for farming. Big chunks of land would pass from one side to another, people would have to move and abandon their crops. This lead to rise of big sheep herding industry - sheep could be moved out of the way of incoming army. But the hot climate forced people to move the sheep into to mountains during summers. This migrations - summers in mountains and winters in warmer southern regions - created high quality product - merino wool. To protect growing wool industry special laws were enacted that created protected herding routes that in many places can be seen to this day:
To celebrate this heritage there’s a “herding day” held in Madrid when sheep and goats from the mountains of Leon pass through the capital on their way to the winter grazing sites:
I know the transhumância and the connected laws, but had no idea it was a way people found to mitigate the effects of war. Makes sense. Plan C for SHTF is to hit the road with the herd.
