Know a guy.

  • onion_dude@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I was in America the other day and I saw a guy passed out on the street choking on his own vomit. Nobody stopped to help.

    I guess it’s too bad he didn’t need a truck

    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I was there too. The guy alternated between vomiting and screaming: “Does anyone have a truck?!”

      I was next to you in the passenger seat and said to the vomiting man: “I know a guy.” You shifted gears and continued straight for another mile or so.

      From the rearview mirror I saw the guy being lifted into another truck. I repeated: “I know a guy.”

      You took a left and said: “An ambulance is not a truck.”