Send bobs and vagene.

Yes, it angers and confuses them.

Some places the cat has 6 lives. In Canada the cat has 12 lives, each life is represented by an easter egg because the Canadian easter bunny is a cat. A cat named bunny.

Hell, I’d teach for free if I didn’t have to worry about rent.

Now I’m imagining him putting his finger on her forehead and physically trying to swipe her out of his life.

It’s too late to swipe left.

It’s probably a magazine that’s associated with some kind of clothing store. It says on the cover that the articles in the magazine are for sale in the store.

1. ケチャップをよこせ！
2. ケチャップをくれよ！
3. ケチャップを、今すぐ！
4. ケチャップがどうしても必要だ！
5. ケチャップをくれ、さもないと殺すぞ！
6. ケチャップ野郎は誰だ？ケチャップを持ってこい！
7. ケチャップが出るまであと３秒。その後、クソ野郎どもを殺し始めるぞ！
8. お前は私のケチャップ奴隷だ。今すぐケチャップをくれ、さもないとお前の家族を殺すぞ。お願いします。

Now I’m wondering how they make money to buy pizzas

The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?

Bruh, America was fucked from the start. Let’s not forget what they did to Native Americans. The Nazi’s weren’t being taken in, they were coming home.

That frame is sullied. It must go.

Brazil is a weird place.

Sounds like you need a riksha.

“The trajectory of your ship has changed because a critical windows update rebooted your ship during launch. You are now heading directly into the sun. Press the task bar for a list of AI suggested solutions.”

-Ground control

We didn’t even have hay bales, we would just set each other on fire.

These are well known stories but like with every tragedy everyone always thinks: “This won’t happen to me, because I’m different.”

Advanced classes means slightly less stupid. This makes me think of Beijing University. A lot of kids who were considered the brightest and the best in their little towns their parents would go into debt and borrow money from others in the town to send them to Beijing University.

When the kids arrived they’d discover they weren’t as smart as they thought they were and they’d flunk out despite studying as hard as they could. And instead of returning home and embarrassing their parents in front of the other townspeople they’d kill themselves.