ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 6 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square101linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square101linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarewador@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoWell, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoI’m not shitting in Pinocchio
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoDo you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoIt’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThat’s what she said EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoNew idea, combination toilet/egg slicer
Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
I’m not shitting in Pinocchio
Do you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
Slide whistle
It’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
That’s what she said
EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
New idea, combination toilet/egg slicer