The funniest part is that were-ralph was unprepared when this is a tamer version of his viral post

man it even has the ultrasound grain

Seems more like Kirby at the sperm bank tbh

All writers should answer this question for their characters. When they invent a fictional species, they should list the color of the organism’s sperm before anything else. For all we know, all Nintendo characters have purple cum, and most rule 34 artists are being canonically inaccurate. This is unacceptable and we should change the norms of storytelling to correct for this.